This is what happened- one douchey, heartbroken guy just got dumped by his college romance for a more attractive, successful guy, he listened to Nickelback with tears in his eyes, and then needed to feel better. Hence, the hate for Nickelback began.
2014 Slang Meanings
What has the world come to these days? Slang can be really funny or really stupid, depending on how you look at it. I use slang frequently because I personally think it’s hilarious. Also, might as well use it now because when you’re older, you will sound pretty stupid throwing around slang at your kids tee-ball game.
1. Hundo P
Hundred percent sure about something.
Bob: Hey what do you want to do today?
Bill: Let’s go to the beach!
Bob: Hundo p it’s gonna rain.
Bill: Alright, let’s see a movie.
2. Bae
“Before Anyone Else” Used with boyfriends, girlfriends, best friends, etc. Basically, the same as boo, only slightly funnier.
“What’s up, bae”
3. What’s the Word
A phrase used to replace “what’s going on” or “what’s up” It sounds way cooler
“Hey guys, what’s the word”
“Nothing much, just hanging out”
4. Set
A group of friends hanging out, a get together, a few people getting together to hangout and drink.
“My friend is having a set tonight”
“Sweet, I’ll bring the liquor”
5. Smokeshow
Someone that is extremely good looking
“I can’t wait to hangout with Sally, she’s a smokeshow”
6. Scrub
Deriving from the song by TLC, a scrub is someone who is being lame. It can also mean someone who is a loser.
“Look at that scrub, thinkin’ he can holla at me”
“Marcus needs to get a job, what a scrub”
7. Swag
We all wish this one would just go away forever. It’s simply a replacement for the word “cool” but tweens over use it for every little thing possible.
“Just got a letter in the mail, SWAG”
“I got 3 likes on my Insta pic, SWAGsauce”
8. Twerk
A dance move that involves moving your butt in a fast manner.
“She started twerking on the wall last night, shit got real”
9. Legit
Legitamate. Something you seriously mean.
“Snoop Lion’s latest song is legit!”
10. Turnt Up
Drunk or under the influence in some way, but on a really high level.
“Lets get really turnt up tonight and make a lot of bad decisions!”
11. Poppin’ Bands
Spending money. Bands mean money (Bands a Make Her Dance by Juicy J).
“I just got paid. Definitely poppin’ bands tonight at the club”
12. Ratchet
An adjective for someone/something that is dirty, slutty, ugly, trashy, etc.
“Say no to ratchet pussy”
13. Square
A cigarette
“Yo, let me bum a square”
14. Beef
Turmoil/angst/drama between one or more people.
“I’m not inviting her because we have beef”
15. Whip
A Car
“I just got a new whip!”
“No way, what kind?”
“A red 2013 Prius”
And last but not least, a slang term I wish everyone used more often:
Thinkpiece
A slang term for someone who you date because they are smart- your “thinkpiece”
“Jill is my new thinkpiece, she was on the dean’s list all of college and knows how to finish a sudoku”
The 10 Best Drinks for Girls (or boys who also enjoy yummy alcohol)
Why does drinking always have to be a struggle of forcing gross rubbing alcohol down your throat? (AKA any type of vodka shot). Of course, when you try your first alcoholic drink during the high school years, it’s probably something disgusting you snuck out of your house that your parents wouldn’t notice (peach schnapps, gin, thousand year old cheap red wine). Luckily, we’ve all grown out of the “I’ll drink anything that’ll get me drunk” stage (well, sort of). Here is a list of delish drinks, for those who want to get wasted and enjoy the process of becoming belligerent.
1. Angry Orchard Crisp Apple
Definitely one of the best beers I have ever tasted. With its 5% alc, a few will get you buzzed, but they are so good, it’ll be an enjoyable process. You also look like a b0$$ drinking this with its edgy bottle design.
2. Leinenkugel Summer Shandy & Berry Weiss
It boggles my mind that these two are actually beers, they are that good. Summer shandy is perfect for summer days on the beach or mid july barbecues, while berry weiss is just damn good for basically any occasion. Leinie’s are also more acceptable to hardcore males that only drink whiskey shots- therefore you won’t appear as the lightweight if you drink a Leinie’s. Your welcome.
3. Bud Light Platinum
Okay, I admit it. Part of me drinks this because the bottle looks so freakin dope. For a more mainstream drink at the bar, go for a Platy. They taste pretty good, but more importantly,you look like a G6 drinking one. They also have a higher alc percentage than most beers, thus, they are perfect for nights at the bar when your already drunk but want to maintain that buzz.
4. Screwdriver
The most basic and delicious drink, perfect for those who are living on a budget, or even those who are looking to get smashed at 11am. Orange juice and vodka is the perfect combination, but more importantly, its super easy to make. Those who are still delirious form the night before can’t screw this one up.
5. Mojito
Originating in Cuba, this tasty drink is easier than you think to make, plus it was the alcoholic Ernest Hemingway’s favorite drink, so it’s awesome. All you need is mint leaves, club soda, sugar and the most important ingredient, light rum, and boom, ready. Perfect for parties, because it sounds fancy and exotic but it’s really not.
6. Jell-O Shots
These can really be a hit or miss depending on how well you make it. Tip: make sure to put enough alc in it, otherwise your literally just eating jello, and that ruins the fun of it. I honestly put a lot of vodka in the mix, because they are delicious either way. Jello-O shots also make parties 10x more fun!
7. Brut Champagne
With 12.5% ABV, you look like a cool kid holding this, but it’ll also get you pretty drunk. It’s also only 100 calories (that’s what Brut means), for those people who are drinking on a diet. Mix with OJ to make a mean mimosa, or chug with your homies at the next pregame.
8. Jager Bomb
The most fun drink because of its method and ingredients, jager bombs really spice up your night from its boost of energy and alcohol content. Fill a cup with red bull, drop a shot glass of Jagermeister in the cup, bang the table and yell JAGER! then down it. Best done with a group of friends. WARNING: don’t chip your tooth on the shot glass. This has actually happened to one of my friends.
9. The Dirty Whore
Mix Fireball with Rumchata and take it as a shooter. I’ve seen many try this and love it. Although it sounds pretty weird, apparently it tastes like cinnamon toast crunch- YUM. If you haven’t had either ingredients, I recommend trying them because they are so good. Fireball=cinnamon. Rumchata=horchata.
10. Jack and Coke
Okay, maybe this isn’t the best tasting drink in the world, but if you mix it in a blender with ice and some limeade, it is damn good. Jack Daniels is great if you want to please a variety of crowds because you can make it taste hard or easy, for both types of drinkers.
There you have it. A list of the best of the best of the best. Enjoy my fellow alcoholics.
“What is succes…
“What is success? To laugh often and much; To win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; To earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; To appreciate the beauty; To find the best in others; To leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch Or a redeemed social condition; To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived; This is to have succeeded.”
—
Ralph Waldo Emerson
For some odd reason, this quote has stuck in the back of my brain for my entire life. Spawning from the pre-teen days where getting through the day was a tremendous battle, I stumbled upon this quote and instantly felt a connection with it. I remember reading it in some literature textbook I was forced to read and thought, “I’m totally getting this entire quote tattooed on my back!” Of course, the values described meant a lot to me at the time, but I have realized the quote only gets better with age. It has grown from being some cool words, to an actual lifestyle I have chosen. Hopefully I can someday make millions of lives easier (which I am working towards), but at the moment, I find joy in making ones day better, be it in the smallest way ever or in a way they will appreciate later.
Who knew I was so deep?
I guess this blog is me discovering myself and what I’m doing with my life.
And I have a plethora of dumb jokes and pointless ideas I have to get out of my head.
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